Winter’s Tale left no man
Once upon a time there was a kingdom made of ice and snow and not even the strongest fire could keep the feet from the folk warm. So this little kid decided to cross the mountains, the rivers and the plains to find an answer. He visited every shop, every market and every fair but no solution was found. So the kid came back home, felt cold all his life and died out of a cold at age 34. Poor fucker.
So buy our socks and celebrate that we’re not in the ol’ ages anymore.